Critical Acclaim

WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING

"Two thumbs up!" smirks this Jasonite!

BOOM!  Jason!  Explosions!  Hostile takeover!  Ever since Jason exploded onto the scene with his trend-setting, stunning brand of comedy, the media world has been talking.  Well, they were talking before that too but now they’re talking about Jason.  See what the critics have to say about comedy’s new best friend:

“Huh?  Raisins?”-some old asshole at McDonald’s

“Yep!  Yeah yep!  1977!  The Year of the Devil!  Carve it on my arm!  STAB!  STAB!”-death row inmate Skull Kisser

“Like, if I even knew what a Jasonite was, do you really think I’d call myself that?  Like oh my god, ew.”-Jason’s fourteen year-old cousin Natalie

”                           .”-mime

“Oh yes, Jason.  Isn’t he the one that made the poopoo in his pants?”-Jason’s elementary school principal

“I’ll tell you what.  If you don’t get that fucking plastic kid’s microphone out of my god damn face, I’m going to hop into that steamroller that we got right over there and…”-mustachioed construction worker seconds before I ran away from him

“Yeah, I almost laughed a couple times.  I guess.  No, honestly, I didn’t even read it.  Beat it kid.”-Hollywood bigwig David Michael Anthony

“Why I oughtta!”-someone from the 1930s

“I could sure use a quarter!  I got these videotapes for sale!  My aunt is in the hospital, I need a bus ticket!”-the inspiration for the in-production musical The Emotional Hobo

Have a review of your own?  Hear someone else talking about Jason?  Now is your chance to share it with the world!  Do as I say!

  1. July 30, 2011 at 10:45 am

    “I listen to audio versions of Your Pal Jason read by the elegant Merphentaco while I jog. I’m jogging now!” Chris Kringkle

  2. July 31, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    “You can’t rape a machine!” E. A. R. Regular

  3. Ralph
    August 5, 2011 at 3:15 pm

    Everytime I read this I die a little inside………… and then I vomit

  4. August 12, 2011 at 4:36 pm

    ‘Everyone makes mistakes.’ – God

    • August 12, 2011 at 10:22 pm

      The fact that God had something to say about Jason put Jason on another level. The level that you refer to yourself in the third person on. Legally.

  5. August 12, 2011 at 8:25 pm

    “If it weren’t for hot dogs, I might eat pancakes!”-Dan Winkledon

  6. August 21, 2011 at 4:17 pm

    good stuff 🙂

    • August 22, 2011 at 11:26 am

      Thank you! This is the first serious review I’ve allowed to become public. The others have asked me to kill myself and stop writing bullshit. Normally, I’d allow these comments to see the light of day. But this time, I’ve decided to let my ego die in private rather than in front of the whole world. Because obviously, the whole world is reading my blog.

  7. September 7, 2011 at 1:17 pm

    I think the best review so far was the one the Mime gave. He seems to have such a way with (a lack of) words!

    • September 7, 2011 at 1:34 pm

      You should’ve seen the wonderful hand motions he was using to describe my blog.

  8. September 21, 2011 at 3:58 pm

    I heard he can do some mean snapping tricks…vegas-worthy!

    Thanks for stopping by my blog because now I get to enjoy yours.

    • September 21, 2011 at 6:10 pm

      I’m glad you stopped by AND enjoyed it! I really appreciate it.

  9. September 26, 2011 at 11:39 am

    Jason, Jason, Jason, As much as I hate to admit it, you have talent and I always look forward to reading your blog.

    In that spirit I nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award. Details are in my post at http://wp.me/p1EiAO-cf

    Following the award guidelines, the post includes the other nominees that I feel are a must read and a little bit about their blogs. At the end of the post are the instructions for picking up your award and a graphic suitable for framing, if you have a teeny tiny frame.

    I’ve also updated my blogroll with your blog.

    Note: As an extra bonus, there’s a picture of me in the post when I was a Catholic Altar Boy. It’s a convenient wallet sized photo ready for you to print and carry as a constant reminder of how life can go oh so horribly wrong.

    • September 26, 2011 at 9:46 pm

      Thanks Alan! That’s amazing that you swallowed your pride like that and admitted that you’re a Jasonite. I will act on this tomorrow, I had another nomination as well. Keep an eye out for it! Thanks again!

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