About the Author


Hello, my name is Jason! Here are some important facts about me that should help you to better understand what I will be writing about:

•I’ve only used a spoon once and that was to hit my cousin Scott in the face. I can’t really think of another good reason to use a spoon.

•Several different parts of my back have been bleeding since 1975. I was born in 1985.

•I’m currently working on a novel with the working title Jorts: Cool or Awesome? Expect to see that in stores sometime around 2118.

•Before moving out on my own, I lived with my parents, a brother and sister and two mutant cyborgs.

•Most people don’t believe me about this but my uncle was Dave, the guy who invented music.

•I was probably the first human born with arms.

•My two eyebrows combined weigh more than former WWF Superstar Yokozuna.

•It seems to me like the whole idea behind Saltines crackers was based on my life. I have yet to find someone with the company responsible for their production that can either confirm or deny these claims.

•I don’t smoke cigarettes but I do smoke hot dogs and various types of noodles but usually only when I’m drinking.

Well, that’s me in a nutshell! Thanks for stopping by!

  1. August 14, 2011 at 1:52 am

    Hi, Jason. It’s my 1st time visiting ur blog. It’s nice and I really like it 🙂

    • August 14, 2011 at 12:19 pm

      Thank you, I appreciate it. I hope you enjoy the jokes and will come back again soon.

  2. September 25, 2011 at 10:30 am

    Didn’t know where to put this and since I am supposed to do it, I think I’ll do it here.
    You need to read my latest blog urgently, it is regarding you 🙂

  3. October 15, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    Jason, I am a pastor and a professional non-cusser. That being said, 1) thanks for your comment on my picture blog, and 2) you ARE funny. As I read a couple of your posts just now, I winced a little, but laughed a lot. Thanks for a smile.


    • October 15, 2011 at 5:21 pm

      Thank you, I really appreciate that.

  4. December 15, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    Hi Jason! I can already see that coming to this blog is going to be habit forming for me. But if this becomes a serious and debilitating problem, can you recommend any good treatment centers?

    Thanks for commenting on my post “The Shocking Truth!” and have a great day!

    • December 15, 2011 at 6:40 pm

      Thank you for stopping by and happy you enjoyed yourself. I can’t recommend a treatment center because that would take business away from me. Sorry.

  5. December 27, 2011 at 5:43 pm

    At times, out of terrible fears, as a child, I would pray for God to take him away so that he won t hurt any of us anymore.

  6. January 4, 2012 at 11:05 pm

    OMFG where have you been all my life!!!!!! I LOVE it! Thanks to Jenni for steering me this way! Now I’ll be up all night reading….

    • January 4, 2012 at 11:30 pm

      Thanks, I’m happy you love it! Hopefully being up all night doesn’t tire you out too much.

  7. January 4, 2012 at 11:35 pm

    Nope, I’m a night owl, do most of my home business at night. Online. Over the internet.

    Now I know what you’re thinking. You be thinking wrong, lol

    • January 5, 2012 at 11:02 am

      Perv. I wasn’t thinking what you thought I was thinking.

  8. January 5, 2012 at 11:03 am

    sure…ok….I’ve read your blog…..

    • January 5, 2012 at 1:59 pm

      Yeeeaaaaahhhh…you’re right.

  9. January 31, 2012 at 2:59 pm
    • February 2, 2012 at 10:35 pm

      Thanks man, I appreciate it!

  10. February 27, 2012 at 11:35 pm
  11. May 12, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    Hi there,

    To find your blog is a pleasure I have been indulging myself with. I have deep respect for you. Keep penning and keep inspiring, I am sure lots of readers have found your posts equally entertaining and enlightening!
    I have a joyful ride in your blog, and now I’d like to invite you to visit mine. Thank you and have a wonderful day, my friend! 🙂

    Subhan Zein

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