My Neighbor’s Dick Garden
I’ve heard of a green thumb before, but never a peen thumb. It seems to me that this garden would be a perfect candidate to be the main character in The Secret Garden but there’s nothing secret about it. A large, growing penis in the middle of the front yard. I can’t even imagine how many penis enhancement e-mails had to be opened in order to achieve that size. Let there be no question who has the biggest dick on the block.
The one thing that you’ve got to admire is the dick’s willingness to engulf itself in latex. What a great hands on model for neighborhood teens to learn how to wrap it up. You see kids? Even the world’s biggest dick wears protection!
Dropping temperatures make me feel sympathetic for this unrealistically huge penis that I’d normally be jealous of. Forced to live outside in the cold and snow, I can’t imagine the amounts of shrinkage that poor Dick will have to deal with. This gives blue balls a whole new meaning.