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Chicken Soup for the Jasonite’s Soul

Beautiful love on a mid summer’s eve
Beating the shit out of a guy named Steve
Sunsets and shooting stars fly through the sky
As you tell a sixth grader she stuffs just to make her cry
Romance by candle light and walks in the park
Feeding your friend’s goldfish to a great white shark
The little things in life that help make us tick
Getting kicked out of a wedding for showing your dick

Finding the beauty around us in our everyday
Sing songs about people sleeping that really passed away
Learn to appreciate all four of the seasons
Tell your friends you hate them and list all your reasons
Keep your chin up, never get down
Tear down posters of missing pets all around town
Appreciate your family, spend time with your dad
Piss someone off on purpose and ask why they’re mad

Show our great planet your appreciation
Prepare in dark corners for the alien invasion
Sniff flowers, play hopscotch and roll down a hill
If someone talks too much, slip them a sleeping pill
Practice great hygiene and always brush your teeth
Tear down your neighbor’s Christmas lights and burn their best wreath
These are the things that make our lives grand
Just don’t tell your therapist, they’ll never understand

Truth, beauty, romance, love and happiness.

  1. August 26, 2011 at 8:22 am

    that was so touching lol … it really warmed my heart 🙂

    • August 26, 2011 at 8:34 am

      Thank you, I do what I can to help cheer my friends and readers up. Sometimes we just need to realize what’s important to us in life.

  2. August 26, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    This, sir, is a work of art. I laughed so hard, milk shot out of my nose and I wasn’t even drinking milk.

    • August 26, 2011 at 4:33 pm

      Thank you. While I hate to ruin the feel-good aura that my heart-warming poetry has provided, you might want to go to the doctor to get that milk situation checked out. Magical Milk Appearance Syndrome is no laughing matter.

  3. August 26, 2011 at 5:11 pm

    Dream. Porpoise.

    • August 26, 2011 at 7:47 pm

      Watching the tide roll in. Together. As one.

  4. December 8, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    You should sell this to Atmosphere so they could sing it to me while I type. You are brilliant.

    • December 8, 2011 at 12:58 pm

      I love your love for my loving words. Love is the theme of this comment in case you couldn’t tell. I love you for showing so much love.

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